Motoring Article 4

Come On Girls

Now we all know we get called every name under the sun when us ladies are behind the wheel. But there is a ‘one-up’ to the hooting of horns and egotistical men flipping the bird and that is we have a proven track record of fewer accidents. So there for lower insurance. Don’t get me wrong, there are times when I have buried my head in my hands in shame of watching ladies, park, reverse round corners, make a three point turn, three being the operative word, make that eight point turn! And let’s not get on the subject of little women in 4x4’s picking up their children from school.
So to all the ladies who can’t see over the steering wheels, either buy a cushion to sit on or pump up the adjustable height lever located on the right side of the seat.
No Excuses!
If you cannot park your car and have a lot of difficulty doing it, just admit it to your self and buck the eyelids at the husband to get parking sensors fitted. Prices vary but at the end of the day, you pay for what you get and this widely known bit of knowledge transfers over to Satellite Navigations.
That’s right ladies I have seen some of you running circles round roundabouts, not knowing which exit you need and changing lanes at last second but the Satellite Navigation aka “Satellite Slut she gets around” is the answer to our prayers and we need never get lost again! The latest models are even so slim they can fit into your hand bag! Here’s a Top Tip for not to getting your Sat Nav stolen even if you have taken it out of your car, to clean off the sucker circles from you front windscreen, as this is what a thief will look out for. It take’s a few seconds to do and could save you a whole load of mess.

Make-Up, yes girls you already know what I am about to say here, we all love to save a little time and stay in bed for a few minute’s longer in bed or if running late we just can’t help ourselves but to get the mascara out and apply whilst driving! But the harsh reality is that it is dangerous and we can get fined and get points added onto our licence. If you do get pulled over for it, good luck with talking your way out of it, that’s if you get a policeman. And if you get a police woman, well lets just hope she’s gay!

Advanced driving courses are always good to take as not only will you perfect your driving skills and manoeuvres but the completed course will also lower your insurance as a recognised qualification.

So ladies, no excuses, clean up your act and stop giving other ladies a bad name!!


Danielle J. Christie